April 2011
Watchthis always makes me cry
Do you see God ?
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imjustthatsmart:
Teacher: Do you see God? Student: No teacher Teacher: Can you touch God? Student: No teacher Teacher: Then maybe there’s no God. Student: Teacher do you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: Then maybe you have no brain …
LOL!
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ilovedemilovato:
doorlocker:
Scotty McCreery...
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB'S?
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Just building a rocket:
Or fighting a mummy:
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower:
Maybe discovering something that doesn’t exist:
Well.. not giving a monkey a shower:
But surfing tidal waves!
Creating nanobots!
And locating Frakenstein’s brain!
Finding a Dodo bird:
Or painting a continent:
Maybe driving my sister insane!
PHINEAS!
But...
That mini heart attack you get when your parents...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
And you’re like
they found out.
So you get ready to cry and beg for forgiveness like
“I won’t do it again”
But then they ask you about something else and you’re like
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GERARD Aruther GET OFF MY FREAKING WALLLLLLLLL
Everyone has a friend that they're somewhat...
