It should be illegal for shirts to be over 20...
When you and your best friend see someone hot
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if i gave you my address would you order me pizza
Me prank calling a hotel
Me: Hi, um I left something at your hotel last week.
Hotel Worker: Okay.
Me: I was staying there with Justin Bieber and I left something really, really important.
Hotel Worker: What did you leave?
Me: MY VIRGINITY *hangs up*
w-hatgoesaround: calmyourtits-br0: stokeed: ghettogang: im peeing my pants omfg iusfbwsejfswrg I’m crying akskjdjskals i can’t stop laguhing a;dlgkawebio ;aowerihgamsdg what the hell was this omfg im dying.